Y/n's POV
Tonight was the night. I'm finally going to finesse a kiss from Farquaad. I knocked on his door at 1:37 AM.
"Hey boo" I said seductively
"Wassup you graceful swan princess"
"Not much wby"
"I'm bad because ur here"
I giggled at his last comment. What a charmer!!!
I leaned in, and he whipped out a bat. Everything went black. I woke up in a hospital (with a donkey and a popsicle) and saw my dead dog.
"Fluffy, why are you here lmao" I asked.
"Woof"
Hahahhaha that dog is funny.
THE END
