Thanks for all those reads
This book is obviously not serious but thx for the (memories) rankings and such. Enjoy this one shot.
Lord farquaad is now your husband. You got married in Vegas 21 hours ago. Your mom was the priest and you and farquaad are now on your honeymoon in Canada. You are sitting at a restaurant eating maple syrup when he suddenly stands up.
"What's wrong?" You ask.
"I have to tell you something Y/N."
"What is it?"
"I'm actually your uncle."
When he says this, you are in complete shock. You never knew you could be so lucky. You've always felt a wonderful connection with him and now you know it's real. Every one at nearby tables stands up and starts clapping and the waiter gives you free desert.
THE END
