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Ya bitch got tagged
Twice
This is great
Okay first one

I got tagged by: cait_3765What the fuck you mean I gotta put a titleOkay spoilers, Keith and Lance are gonna fuck

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I got tagged by: cait_3765
What the fuck you mean I gotta put a title
Okay spoilers, Keith and Lance are gonna fuck. Like, Keith is literally gonna get the brains fucked outta him. It's gonna be amazing. You can't really do this for any of my stories because they're all innapropriate romance fan fictions, and you know what's gonna happen anyways.
Do I have to add the rules? They're already there.

Next tag, and yes by the same person

Next tag, and yes by the same person

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1

. My nickname is either my real name twice (Hah bitch you thought I was gonna tell you my real name nah honey not today) or *my real name* Banana. Thanks Pops.

2. Blue-grey. Wow, so interesting. But they kinda change from bright blue to grey all the time and it's really fucking weird.

3. Dirty blonde. It was actually so light when I was little and if my hair keeps darkening at this rate when I'm fifty I'm going to have pitch black hair.

4. One fact about me is that I am afraid of dogs. No, I do not hate them. I actually love dogs. Call it an irrational fear but I literally cannot be near a dog and not start crying.

5. My favourite colour is lilac. Wow so exciting Cookie good job.

6. MY FAVORITE PLACE IS THIS RESTAURANT IN MY CITY CALLED SAN CHURRO CALL ME A FAT BITCH IF YOU WANT BUT I WILL EAT ALL THE FUCKING CHURROS I CAN WHENEVER I GO THERE I LITERALLY CANT RESTRAIN MYSELF

7. Favourite celebrity: Dan and Phil bitch. Don't even try to convince me they're not celebrities, I will do anything to protect my precious sons.

8. CALL ME EMO BUT MAMA BY MCR IS THE SHIT AND IF YOU HAVENT LISTENED TO IT YOUVE BEEN LIVING UNDER A ROCK

9. FOXES, FOXES ALL THE WAY
THOSE SNEAKY MOTHERFUCKERS ARE ADORABLE

10. Okay, favourite real life book is probably Looking For Alaska? Forgot the name and I can't be bothered to look for it. Anyways, a brilliant mix of sexual humor and heavy emotional shit.

Fave WattPad book is definitely Bloody Texas. Sorry Dirty Laundry, you're definitely my second fave, but Bloody Texas is great. Plus I cried for longer afterwards so who really is the superior?

Ugh now to tag people this the funnest thing ever!
1wildside2525
2elegantillusion
3DeadlyNight3112
4fandonstuff
5Keepcalmshipklance
6XxNeko360xX
Fuck I almost tagged the person who tagged me Im very smart
7Kitten-of-death
8FanFic_Reader72
9katiekangaroo
10__skinnylegend__
11awinkle
12MellowFox834
13BiBotBam
14RottenB1tch
15myfanfomsgettome
16iAmAFangirlingPotato
17IhazaDragon
18clairewuvsanime
19natsushiplover
20totallynotklance

Sorry

Yeah I'm not sorry if I had to suffer through writing this shit so do you

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