3:26-Pm, May 19th

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CaffèCaramel:
Throw me in front of the nearest bus,
Calculus is killing me.

Mr.Mixtape:
There are worse things than calculus.
Like Chen screaming while you're in
The middle of a theology lecture.
And your prof just stares at you.
Juding you silently.
Alongside the whole class.
Thanks, mark.

CaffèCaramel:
Oml, I'm so sorry.
Dude, why r u still N class rn?
Its already 3pm.
Shouldn't you be at home by now?

Mr.Mixtape:
My mom signed me up for extra
credit classes since I'm too dumb
to pass my English and Chinese studies.

CaffèCaramel:
Remember those idiots I told you about,
The ones I met the first day?
One is chinese, and I'm sure he wouldn't mind tutoring you.
I can always teach you english, it isn't that hard.

Mr.Mixtape:
Ur fucking Canadian 🍁🍁🍁
English is Ur first language u dipshit,
Of course it isn't hard for you.
I am a native born korean 🍶🍤🍣🍙🍚🍲🍛🍥
I do not speak the english.

CaffèCaramel:
'I do not speak the english' lmao dude.
That, I am screenshoting that.
It's now my lockscreen.
Oh lawd, forever Ur english speakeu.

Mr.Mixtape:
😑😐😑😐😑😐😑😐
Feel my judgment, u hoe.

CaffèCaramel:
Wow, such judgement.
Much korean.
Very Taeyong.

Mr.Mixtape:
If I was not dating u,
I would have blocked u for that alone.

CaffèCaramel:
But we are dating.
So u won't.

Mr.Mixtape:
Ok, just real quick
'Cuz I never got to ask.
But tf does Ur username even mean?

CaffèCaramel:
Ahh, I was obsessed with caramel frappes when I
Made this account, And there is only like 1 café that
Actually knows how to make a decent caramel frappe.
What about u?

Mr.Mixtape:
I made a Mixtape a little while ago,
It's not that great, but I convinced
A local record store to put them up for sale.

CaffèCaramel:
Wait.
Don't tell me,
Ur TY Track guy.
I CnAT BreAThe!

Mr.Mixtape:
Yep, that was me.
I swear, the only decent song on that
Mixtape was back 2 u.
Only Cuz Jae and Doyoung tho.

CaffèCaramel:
I dunno, I kinda liked the 7th sense.
Given, it could've used another rapper.
But good nonetheless.

Mr.Mixtape:
Unless Ur going to volunteer next time,
Then be quiet.

CaffèCaramel:
Who knows, maybe I will

Mr.Mixtape has logged off

CaffèCaramel:
Or not.


[A/N]

Serious question: does anyone know of any good JaeNoRen or MarkYong books?
I'm running low, and I've read most of them already.
Please, supply me.

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