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1) Have you ever been asked out?
Many times, I am an eligible prince.

2) Where did you get your default picture?
Google

3) What's your middle name?
Laufey

4) Your current relationship status?
Why?

5) Does your crush like you back?
I have a few who love me. Many who like me, An exorbitant amount of haters who despise my existence and that number grows much like my smile. But, I am unforgivingly apathetic and, I really don't care.

6) What is your current mood?
Indifferent.

7) What color shirt are you wearing?
Forrest green tunic.

8) Missing something?
Yes, my sceptre and my sanity.

9) Last food you had?
Jötunheim slop.

10) If you could go back in time and change something, what would you change?
I would destroy them faster the next time.

11) If you must be an animal for one day, what would you be?
Been there done that; I was a mare for more than a day, that's how Sleipnir was conceived.

12) Ever had a near death experience
Many, having a serpent drip venom on your face is alarmingly close, is it not?

13) Something you do a lot?
Read and writer of fan-fiction in between decimating lesser civilisations.

14) The song stuck in your head?
PM Dawn; Set Adrift on memory bliss.

15) Who did you copy and paste this from?
I copied it from my FFN account.

16) Name someone with the same birthday as you.

(admin 04/04 I share my birthday with Robert Downey Jr and Heath Ledger)

17) When was the last time you cried?
I do not cry...much!

18) Have you ever sung in front of a large audience?
No, I have only given presentations.  The type of audience participation presentations where if one person questions me; I point my sceptre at them and motion the audience to heckle before blasting them into smithereens.  Aah, memories...

19) If you could have one superpower what would it be?
I already have telekinesis, portal creation, astral projection, so perhaps flying?

20) What's the first thing you notice about the opposite gender?
How naughty they are willing to be.

21) What do you usually order from Starbucks?
I hate Midgard and their sickening corporate greed.  Some whom lie and kill in the service of liars and killers. 

Fine; Chai latte or a hot white chocolate. (Which they always get wrong)

22) What's your biggest secret?
Read my mind: I shall never tell.

23) Favorite color?
I am picking more than one because I can.  Therefore; green, gold, black and blue (like bruises, oddly enough)

24) Do you still watch kiddie shows?
No...what?

25) What are you?
I am an Æsir prince. AKA; A Norse God you dull creature.

26) Do you speak any other language?
All speak or universal tongue.  What does that mean dear mortals?  It means I can speak all languages from all nine realms.

27) What's your favorite smell?
Fear

28) Describe your life in one word what would it be?
Gagged.

29) Have you ever kissed in the rain?
Yes, amongst other things.

30) What are you thinking about right now?
World domination and surviving Thanos's Black Order and gauntlet thumb click.

31) What should you be doing?
Taking over the nine realms.  Sitting on my rightful throne.

32) Who was the last person that made you upset/angry?
My Brother Thor.

33) Do you like working in the yard?
No, nor the garden.

34) If you could have any last name in the world, what would you have wanted?
Odin-son, but then I learned the truth.

35) Who last made you cry?
Odin All-Father.

Are we all done here?
Good. Loki signing out...
For Asgard.

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