Whatever it takes

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ENJOY...
I need a new laptop now. Mine is covered in tea.

Whilst the cat's away (ergo, me), the little red and black pock faced, hideously disfigured mutant, soldier of fortune comes out to play?

Sorry, did I say play?

I meant monopolise.

Yes, that's far more appropriate.
Monopolising...

Monopolising

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