#72 (Cheesy) Pick-up lines

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Lincoln Burrows
-whats a smart, young, attractive...man like myself doing without your number?
- You stole my heart so can I steal your last name?
-I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
-Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
-Are you a timetraveler? Because I can see you in my future.

Michael Scofield
- The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name
-I wrote your name in the sky but the clouds blew it away. I wrote vour name n the sand but the waves washed it away. I wrote your name in my heart and forever it will stay.
-They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you.

Sara Tancredi
-If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?
-Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
-Are you a time traveler? Cause I see you in my future!

Theodore Bagwell
-How was heaven when you left it?
-I'm no organ donor but I'd be happy to give you my heart.
-Are you an elevater, because I wanna go down on you.
-Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.
-For some reason, I was feeling a little off today. But when you came along, you definitely turned me on.

Fernando Sucre
-I think I can die happy now thative seen a piece of heaven.
-You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life.
- Do I know you? 'Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
-Somebody call the cops, because it’s got to be illegal to look that good!

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