Me: Okay let's see...
Me: *summons portals to find random OCs*
Me: So... I should have Cthulhu Child, Sabrina, Edge.exe, Life da Deer, Seth Swapz... And Underform Papyrus, just cuz
All the listed characters: *falls out of portals*
Life da Deer: oof! *Lands on Edge.exe*
Edge.exe: Where tf are we, and can *voicecracks* yOu pLEase get OFf me?!
Sabrina: did you really have to bring Seth?
Me: yes
Seth: heyyyyyy Sabrina, howz it goin'~
Sabrina: Fudge off! *Shoves Seth to the ground*
Seth: wow, not even using curse words? That's too cute~
Sabrina: *angery sigh* *storms off*
Cthulhu Child: ???
Underform Papyrus (or you can call him Quiet): Where...?
Me: okay you're all here for a reason, okee? And Seth, stop flirting with everyone.
Seth: aww man...
Me: okay we need ref sheets for the readers, so I'll go make those, you guys just wait patiently for the next little bit and don't break the 4th wall too badly. Oh, and please introduce yourselves to the audience.
Me: *teleports to da 'Crafting Table'!*
Sabrina: I'm Sabrina! Obviously...
Edge.exe: I'm Twili, now take me to Hot Topic.
Life da Deer: I'm Stantlaura, or just Laura for short!
Seth: Hi I'm Seth~ And who might be the cutie behind that screen? *Being very pansexual, like always*
Quiet: I'm the Great Papyrus! I like... Puzzle
Cthulhu Child: *gurgling noises*
Sabrina: His name is Squid, his name is Squid.
Seth: Wouldn't that be fun to play with~
Sabrina: *le slap* I said, leave me alooooone bish!!!
Twili: Laura, can you take me to Hot Topic???? Pleeeeeeeaaaaaaassssse?
Laura: H A H, no
Twili: Fine. I'll just be over here, not crying because you said no
Squid: *more sounds that make no sense*
Sabrina: He said he wants calamari right now... -_-
Quiet: What???!
Sabrina: He's confusing... And speaking of food, where do we want to go for dinner???
Twili: H O T T O P I C .
Laura: *facepalm* how about we go to-
Twili: H O T T O P I C .
Seth: *eyebrows wiggle* your pants~
Sabrina: *kicks him repeatedly in the shin* No! Bad Seth! *After she stops kicking him she sprays Seth with holy water*
Seth: Aaaah! My weakness! *Hiss*
Quiet: Spaghetti!
Squid: *gurgle*
Sabrina: okay, so we have Italian or Hibachi... Okay, we're having a vote! And no, we are not going to Hot Topic, and Seth, go fook urself
Seth: on it, mah lady~ *runs to a non-existent closet*
Sabrina: *facepalm* why...?
Quiet: pastaaaaaa!
Sabrina: your too cute *pats Papyrus's head*
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A Random Book
HumorBecause every person on Wattpad needs a random book And OCs Also, trust me on this, the cringe gets more bearable after the first handful of chapters It's cringey in general- 2021 Update: Marking this book as completed because I haven't been on Watt...
