-- ectoBiologist [EB] began pestering gardenGnostic [GG] --
EB : hey jade.
EB : I think I need a bit of advice
GG : hey john! sure thing, what's up?
EB : umm,
EB : well, you know roxy right?
GG : no john I don't know roxy lalonde, rose's and dave's ecto-mom, whom you have had an obvious crush on for... about two years now.
EB : ...
EB : was that really necessary jade?
EB : and also, who told you I had a crush on her?
EB : (not saying I do just asking)
GG : nobody told me john, it's OBVIOUS.
GG : also arquius told me
GG : he said there was an "87% chance that both roxy and john liked each other"
EB : ...
EB : ok its true I do like roxy.
EB : idk why I'm hiding it from you I came here to ask you for advice about that.
GG : John I'm flattered but you know I'm not that great with people.
GG : why me? why not dave, or kanaya, or Jane?
EB : dave kinda considers her his mom so I'm not about to involve him in this right out of the gates
EB : and kanaya is married to rose who actually had roxy as a mom
EB : i know that trolls don't really get what's weird about it but it would still be weird
EB : and Jane's Roxy's bff so...
EB : I figured maybe my ecto-sis could help me with a game plane?
GG : hmmmmmm
GG : you like movies right?
EB : ...yeah
GG : have you seen the princess bride?
EB : jade who hasn't seen the princess bride? its practically a national treasure
GG : ok you're right. lol!
GG : look just invite her over to you're place to watch some princess bride
GG : just keep it nice and casual and see what happens
GG : who knows? ;B
EB : ok...
EB : ok.
EB : should I do it tonight?
GG : it's not like you anything else to do
EB : you got me there
EB : ok I'm gonna ask her
GG : don't sweat it you got this
EB : thanks jade
GG: no problem!
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