John: Pester Jade

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-- ectoBiologist [EB] began pestering gardenGnostic [GG] -- 

EB : hey jade.

EB : I think I need a bit of advice

GG : hey john! sure thing, what's up?

EB : umm, 

EB : well, you know roxy right?

GG : no john I don't know roxy lalonde, rose's and dave's ecto-mom, whom you have had an obvious crush on for... about two years now.

EB : ...

EB : was that really necessary jade?

EB : and also, who told you I had a crush on her?

EB : (not saying I do just asking)

GG : nobody told me john, it's OBVIOUS.

GG : also arquius told me

GG : he said there was an "87% chance that both roxy and john liked each other"

EB : ...

EB : ok its true I do like roxy.

EB : idk why I'm hiding it from you I came here to ask you for advice about that.

GG : John I'm flattered but you know I'm not that great with people.

GG : why me? why not dave, or kanaya, or Jane?

EB : dave kinda considers her his mom so I'm not about to involve him in this right out of the gates

EB : and kanaya is married to rose who actually had roxy as a mom

EB : i know that trolls don't really get what's weird about it but it would still be weird

EB : and Jane's Roxy's bff so...

EB : I figured maybe my ecto-sis could help me with a game plane?

GG : hmmmmmm

GG : you like movies right?

EB : ...yeah

GG : have you seen the princess bride?

EB : jade who hasn't seen the princess bride? its practically a national treasure

GG : ok you're right. lol!

GG : look just invite her over to you're place to watch some princess bride

GG : just keep it nice and casual and see what happens

GG : who knows? ;B

EB : ok...

EB : ok.

EB : should I do it tonight?

GG : it's not like you anything else to do

EB : you got me there

EB : ok I'm gonna ask her

GG : don't sweat it you got this

EB : thanks jade

GG: no problem!

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