12.00pm ~ RAINBOW!! Chatroom
Honoka: Hey guys... I just had the scariest thought.
Honoka: What if we lived in a world where Nozomi was straight?
Nico: IMPOSSIBLE!
Nico: No matter what kind of universe we are in, Nozomi would still be the biggest gay the world had ever seen!!
Nozomi: I agree with that.
Nozomi: But if there was such a thing, then Eli would be male.
Eli: Why are you guys dragging me into this?
Honoka: cuz you two are the parfait gays!
Honoka: Woah... another scary thought just hit me.
Honoka: LITERALLY!
Nico: Honoka, How can a thought LITERALLY hit you?
Honoka: because I just fell over when it popped into my head!
Nozomi: That’s scary...
Nozomi: So what was this thought of yours?
Honoka: What if we lived in a world where μ’s were straight?
Nico: AHHHH!!!! HONOKA STOP WITH THESE WEIRD IDEAS!!!!!!!!!!
Nozomi: YEAH! They’re really starting to scare me now!
Eli: Me too...
Honoka: Don’t worry guys. It’s impossible!
Nico: Then why did you tell us??!! Did you want to scare us to death??
Honoka: Well It’s almost Halloween so...
Nozomi: Wait... *checks calendar* no it’s not. We’re in July. Halloween’s months away *couldn’t be bothered to count*
Honoka: eh? I thought it was in August!
Eli; It’s definitely in October...
Honoka: THEN WHAT HAVE I BEEN CELEBRATING EVERY AUGUST?????
Nico: Halloween.
Honoka: See! I knew Halloween was in August!
Nico: Nope. I mean, you’ve been celebrating Halloween in August. The INCORRECT month.
Honoka: Waaaahhh no wonder why I never got any candy...
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I hope this chapter didn't scare you too much (>ω<)
But don't worry, in every single universe μ's are DEFINITELY gay. (It's impossible for them not to be!)
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Muse Chatroom **CrackFic**
FanfictionWARNING: slightly inappropriate jokes inside. You have been warned... Don't take this fic seriously. NicoMaki, NozoEli, KotoUmi, RinPana and CRACK. Lots and lots of crack. AIMING FOR 100!! 70/100
