OC 'Quotes'

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by AnyFandomHere

literally stealing this idea from AnxietyOverlord shh

most of these came from 'Incorrect OC Quotes' plus some things i've heard in real life, so uh yeah. thats it.

Sunstone: I have the sex appeal of a math book
Marmot: I dunno, I don't think I've meet anyone who's opened a math book and NOT said 'Fuck me'
Zircon: Dude what the hell that was smooth as fuck
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Oriole: I'm not a regular dad. I'm a cool dad. Right, Summer?
Summer: Please stop talking
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Ironwood: Everyone, tell me what color Dust's scales are
Battleslayer: Grey
Koi: Grey
Addax: Grey
Ironwood: Uh-huh. Now, Dust, tell us what color you think your scales are
Dust: ...Dark white...
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Diamondback: Yo, Cholla, do you think Boto's gay?
Cholla: I mea-
Boto, cutting Cholla off: Yes. I am gay. Thanks for noticing after three years of friendship.
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Majestic: *finds a crumpled up scroll on the ground* What's this?
Constellation: That's my to-do list!
Majestic: Wow, you're being productive! Good for you! I never thought that-
Majestic: ...
Majestic: This only has my name on it
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Puffin: So, what did we practice you would say to Moose?
Malamute: 'Will you go out with me tomorrow night?'
Puffin: And what did you say to Moose?
Malamute: I accidentally told him to suck my dick
Puffin: HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY TELL SOMEONE TO SUCK YOUR DICK?!
Malamute: I PANICKED!
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Solitaire: What am I?
Déjà Vu: You're my beautiful brother
Solitaire: I threw up on your bed
Déjà Vu: Yep. Definitely my brother.
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Urchin: It's really muggy out today
Coralline: If I go outside and all our mugs are on the yard, I'm going to kill you
Urchin: *sips coffee from a bowl*
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Morrowtwister: I'm really tough, and fearless, and-
Dreamshifter: Just this morning you had a panic attack because you thought a ghost made your toast.
Morrowtwister: I DIDN'T PUT IT IN THE TOASTER, YOU DIDN'T PUT IT IN THE TOASTER, SO WHO WAS IT?