My Book of Pure Random Thoughts That I Thought Were Funny but Probably Aren't

Non-WoF OTP Prompts

hell yes 

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Aaron, watching Celeste and Hanna holding hands: So, who finally confessed?

Celeste, with a proud smile: It was me, I made sure it was short and sweet!

Hanna: You yelled, "Listen here, you little shit, I have feelings for you and it's about time you acknowledged them..." From the roof.

Celeste: It worked though

(original fandom)

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Cassie: Truth or dare?

Jake, exasperated: Truth

Cassie: Do you want to kiss me?

Jake: Dare

Cassie, leaning in: I dare you to kiss me

Jake: Never have I ever-

Cassie: ThAt's nOt hOW THe gAmE woRkS-

(original fandom)

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*Mumblesky and Dustcloud are arguing*

Dustcloud: Y'know what? Fuck you!

Mumblesky: I already did!

Dustcloud: ...

Mumblesky: -and I did it real good.

Dustcloud:

Dustcloud:

Dustcloud: You did.

(Warriors)

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Alora: Hey, are you free on Friday? Like, 8 PM on Friday?

Sundrop: Yes?

Alora: What about you?

Ignis: Yeah, I am

Alora: Great! Because I'm not. You two go on without me. Enjoy your date

Sundrop: Did she just-

(MLP: FiM)

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Fireball: *Stubs toe* FUCK!

Meringue: *Stops drinking coffee* Put a dollar in the swear jar *resumes drinking*

Fireball: *Pulling out a jar* Judging by what you did last night, you need to put a dollar in the sin tin.

Meringue: *chokes*

(Warriors)

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might add more if i can think of any :P