more incorrect quotes???? woah kids
however this time it's all shit that's happened in real life that includes me and my boys
so uh go off i guess
all WoF ocs---
Beetle: You better not tell her!
Toucan: If you don't tell me what happened, I have more cursed things to send you and if you dare think I won't-
Mango: See, it's not that I'm scared of what you might do, Beetle. It's that I'm scared of what Toucan will do(i was toucan)
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Loki: I just yelled at a tree cus it hit me in the face
Bee: I vibe that
Loki: I told it to heck off
Bee: You go
Loki: Then threw a stick at it
Bee: You threw the tree's child at the tree
Bee: Good job
Loki: Yes thank you
Bee: Yes(i was bee)
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Saffron: What if I ate rat poison?
Apidae: You'd die. It's poison.
Saffron: No but like- isn't it just supposed to make you throw up?
Apidae: Saff, it's literally called rat poison. As in, it's poisonous
Saffron: Yeah. Rat poison. I just don't wanna go to school tomorrow(i was saffron)
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Dust: Fuck off
Dust: Fuck off
Dust: Fuck you
[Dust looks to Ironwood]
Dust: And especially fuck you(take a guess who i was)
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Axolotl: Leech, play UNO
Leech: No
Dragonfly: Dude, just play. We need a minimum three people and-
Axolotl: PLAY UNO, COWARD!
Leech:
Leech:
Leech:
Leech: no.(i was axolotl)
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Hypothermia: Yo, can you, like, fuck off for five seconds?Dreamshifter: No, actually. I can't. Legally, written right here
Hypothermia: Dude, that's a sticky note. And pencil.
Dreamshifter: I'm sorry, did I say it was official? No, I didn't(i was hypothermia)
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Constellation: So, if you were wondering, I made out with Leopard during the movie-
Puffin: Yeah no one cares, how was your date, Quill?
Quillfish: Uh. I-I dunno, I kinda rested my head on his arm for like, half the movie I guess-
Puffin: OH MY GOD YOU TWO ARE SO CUTE TOGETHER THIS SHIP WAS ALWAYS DESTINED TO SAIL(i was quillfish)
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Mantis: So, I can't sleep over. Sorry!
Basilisk: But, you said you could earlier! What happened?
Mantis: Dude, you know I'm allergic to animals.
Basilisk: And?
Mantis: You literally have three gerbils, two hamsters, four cats, a hoard of rabbits, and a dog that sheds like it's fucking winter and he's the clouds bringing snow(i was mantis)
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might add more who knows
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