but this time i'm using some wof ocs too :P
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Sunstone: So, what's it like, being married to Puffin?
Beetle: Once, I asked her for a glass of water while she was pissed at me. She brought me a glass full of ice and said "wait."
(WoF)
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Cholla: What a beautiful day
*Boto walks by*
Cholla: What a beautiful gay
(WoF)
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Trash: Are you trying to make me look stupid in front of the other guests?
Sherbert: You don't need any help from me, ma'am
Trash: That's right!
(Original)
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Clarity: You fight like my sister!
Constellation: I've fought your sister, and that's a compliment!
(WoF)
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Sunny: Okay, we're at the window. What do you want?
Redd: A burger.
Sunny: There's no burger on the menu
Redd: I want a burger.
Sunny: Redd, we're at Taco Bell
Redd: Quiero uno burger.
Sunny: The number of people in this car is about to go down to quiero uno if you don't shut the hell up
(The Arcana)
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Deja Vu: I'm pretty easy-going
Solitaire: You once used a ruler to measure another ruler
Deja Vu: It was off by half a centimeter
Deja Vu: It never should've been in circulation!
(WoF)
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Choux: *Feels an emotion*
Choux: Who the fuck authorized this??
(Original)
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Mantis: The invention of the shovel was truly groundbreaking
Souleater: I'm breaking up with you
(WoF)
(also Soul is owned by AnxietyOverlord)
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Alora: Do you miss him?
Ignis: You can tell?
Alora: There are two things in this world you cannot hide
Alora: Sneezing and love
(MLP:FiM)
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Estella: You know what they say, where there's smoke, there's fire
Liam: And Silvia Silvers
(Original)
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Jack: Don't say a word.
Phoenix: Fergalicious
Jack: I said not a word!
Phoenix: OH, I see how it is! Two weeks ago and we played Scrabble and it's not a word. Now, suddenly, it's a word because it's convenient for you!
(Original)
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Skipper: Saffron, you're a genius!
Saffron: Yeah, I get called that a lot
Skipper: What, a genius?
Saffron: No, 'Saffron'
(WoF)
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Crepe: Are you okay? You seem... soggy
Leo: Soggy?
Crepe: Yeah, like you're a depressed spaghetti noodle or something
(Original)
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*air horn sound*
*second air horn sound*
Dusty: This isn't deodorant...
(Original)
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might add more later don't bank on that
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My Book of Pure Random Thoughts That I Thought Were Funny but Probably Aren't
Randomhonestly i just wanna get some ideas out and uh yeah thats it-
