Hello Angel [Suho]

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[ Two years later... ]

EXO CHATROOM

[Baekhyun is online]

Baekhyun
Where is Suho!? He's been offline for two weeks!

Chanyeol
Why? Are u horny or something? lol

Baekhyun
I'm not kidding, Chanyeol!!!

Sehun
He's busy I think.

Chen
Busy with what??? :3

Kai
Ohohoho ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Kyungsoo
Busy spending time with his fiancée.

Chanyeol
Wait...

Chanyeol
DID U SAY FIANCÉE!?!?!?

Yixing
Suho and Cheonsa!?!?

Xiumin
Yeah, they're engaged.

Baekhyun
WTH WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME!?

[You are online]

Suho
Oh, Baekhyun. Did u call me earlier?

Baekhyun
SUHO!!! DID U PROPOSE TO CHEONSA!?!?!?

Baekhyun
IS THAT WHY UR BUSY!?!?

Suho
Oh, sorry I forgot to tell u guys lol

Kai
Did you guys fuck?

Suho
NO, WHAT!?

Chen
I think they did :3

Sehun
Yeah, don't lie.

Suho
WE DIDN'T!!!

Kyungsoo
Not yet.

Yixing
Marriage before sex.

Kai
Lol don't listen to Yixing

Chanyeol
Yixing ur too pure ;;

Xiumin
Anyway, congrats you two! ^ ^

Sehun
Yeah, congrats!

Kai
Xiumin, when are you going to get laid?

Xiumin
Uh...

Chanyeol
He has Chen.

Chen
Sorry, I only love myself.

Xiumin
Sigh... ㅠㅠ

Yixing
Where's Cheonsa? Is she doing okay?

Baekhyun
YEAH, SUHO! ARE U TREATING HER WELL!?!? WHAT IS SHE DOING!?!?!?

Suho
Relax. She's right here.