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the process of my mind clearing and aura cleansing

Step 1: I ask my client to stay calm and relax and to turn off any music or distracting noises in their area.

Step 2: I ask them when they are ready and begin the reading.

Step 3: I read their bad thoughts and process them.

Step 4: I send other experienced guardian angels to clear the client's aura.

Step 5: After the reading and cleasing, I ask them questions like what they felt, have them explain any negative words, or anything of that matter.

Step 6: I let the client explain what a negative word means to them in any way.

Step 7: I help them get back into a clean state of mine like a person in rehab does.

Step 8: I tell them to have sweet dreams and to stay safe.