Twenty Two: Hayes

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Monday, August 24th, 2015

[10:27] Mara-schino: Are you alive??? You've been radio silent since Friday

[10:33] Hayes: Yeah sorry! Spent the weekend at Jude's

[10:33] Hayes: He's kind of needy

[10:34] Mara-schino: Kind of?? Dude's the neediest

[10:34] Hayes: Be nice!

[10:34] Hayes: ...but I mean you're not wrong

[10:35] Mara-schino: When are you going to dump him??

[10:35] Mara-schino: Please tell me soon

[10:35] Mara-schino: He's such an ass

[10:35] Mara-schino: Even Micah agrees with me, and he's practically a boy scout

[10:35] Mara-schino: Not as much of a boy scout as I was expecting tho...

[10:36] Hayes: What???

[10:36] Hayes: What did you guys talk about??? Micah is a complete boy scout!

[10:37] Mara-schino: He haaaates Jude

[10:37] Mara-schino: Like so so much

[10:37] Mara-schino: Though I think there might be more to it than just not liking Jude...

[10:38] Hayes: Don't you start

[10:38] Hayes: I already have to deal with Jude thinking I'm secretly boning my roommate, I don't need it from you too

[10:38] Mara-schino: Oh dude

[10:39] Mara-schino: I know you're not boning Micah

[10:39] Mara-schino: Bc if you were

[10:39] Mara-schino: You certainly wouldn't be dating Jude anymore

[10:40] Hayes: What

[10:40] Mara-schino: Like I said earlier, less of a boy scout than I was expecting

[10:40] Mara-schino: Zero issues with having a one night stand

[10:41] Mara-schino: And oh what a night it was

[10:43] Hayes: Are you joking?

[10:43] Mara-schino: No dude, I would highly recommend sleeping with Micah before you go back to NYC

[10:44] Mara-schino: It was fucking incredible

[10:44] Mara-schino: INCREDIBLE

[10:44] Mara-schino: If I thought I had the slightest chance of getting him to move to Winnipeg with me I would be locking his fine ass down immediately

[10:48] Hayes: You slept with Micah?? My Micah??

[10:49] Mara-schino: Your roommate, Micah, yeah

[10:50] Mara-schino: Wait shit were you lying????

[10:50] Mara-schino: Do you have a thing for Micah????

[10:51] Mara-schino: Hayes I'm so sorry, you said you were just friends, I thought you were telling the truth

[10:54] Mara-schino: Hayes?

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[10:49] Hayes: 112. 911. Call me ASAP.

[10:50] Sistah Dearest: I'm at work. Give me a minute to find somewhere quiet.

[10:53] Sistah Dearest: Calling now

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[14:02] Mara-schino: Hey, I'm gonna give you space bc you clearly don't want to talk to me right now, but I really am sorry. Call or text me whenever you're ready.

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