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Lancerdancer69: roses are red
Lancerdancer69: violets are blue
Lancerdancer69: girl you are hotter then a firestyle jutsu
Whyamihere:....and who the fuck are you.
Lancerdancer69: Please, I'm sorry Allurra I know I messed up and I want to make it right
Whyamihere: is this how you usually pick up girls or something? With pickup lines you probably stole from quora?
Lancerdancer69: Allurra?
Whyamihere: Just as a outsiders perspective, I don't really think pickup lines is how you apologise to someone but ok
Whyamihere: what did you do? Cheat?
Lancerdancer69: I know it's you Allurra, please don't try and hide from me
Whyamihere: Fuckin hell, I'm not your goddamn girlfriend
Whyamihere: do you want me to tell you in your umm...language? Huh? Okay.
Whyamihere: roses are red, violets are blue, would you mind if I ran over you?
Whyamihere: ^^^ that's probably what your girlfriend is thinking about you right now
Whyamihere: translated to your language
Lancerdancer69: dude oh my god I'm so sorry
Lancerdancer69: I thought this was my girls Instagram acc
Whyamihere: how in the world did you end up thinking that?
Whyamihere: you know what don't answer that, I don't wanna know why I remind you of your ex girlfriend
Lancerdancer69: she's not my ex dudeeee!!
Whyamihere: ....
Whyamihere: k
Lancerdancer69: seriously! We're just arguing is all
Whyamihere: no, I believe you I just don't really care
Lancerdancer69: ...I think I'll just brush that one off
Whyamihere: seriously, you need to learn how to apologise convincingly
Whyamihere: like "girl your as hot as a firestyle jutsu."??? Really?? What does that even mean.
Lancerdancer69: hey! Don't shatter the poor guys ego! :(
Lancerdancer69: why are you so rude?
Lancerdancer69: I'm just trying to be friendly
Whyamihere: I have no interest in talking to strangers on the internet, or anyone for that matter thanks
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Call me||Klance
Fanfiction"Are you clinically insane or just incredibly annoying?" "I don't know, probably both." - Lance never intended to accidentally message a complete stranger, but in the end, he didn't intend to fall in love with him either.
