Okay so after literally YEARS of not getting more than an inch or so off of my hair, I chopped it into a chin length bob.
It is the WEIRDEST FEELING IN THE WORLD to have 10+ inches of something you're so used to suddenly gone. Jesus. I'm bald.
When I typed 'I'm bald' it tried to autocorrect to 'I'm Valdez.' I don't know who Valdez is but I guess it's me. So that's also new.
It kinda feels like a part of me is missing??? Maybe it's my age. I look like 10 now. My age is missing.
Anyway, getting a hair cut is a weird experience. My advice for you I you want to go for a choppy chop (that sounds fun I'm gonna say that more often) then bItCh
C H O P 👏
T H E M 👏
But only if you want to. Because it will be a sHoCk and you will be shook. But don't worry because you'll look great either way. Just make sure you don't do something you think you'll hate. Because you'll hate it.
That advice sucks.
Sorry.
I'm not a hairstylist. I'm a mediocre writer.
You should know these things.
But yeah, I kinda hope this grows out fast. The stylist did a great job (he's never touched my hair before props to him) I just feel like it's??? Not me??? Question mark???
Anyone else ever feel this after a haircut? Like you lost part of your personality? Or am I just a wicked depressing person?
yeah probably the second one
Anyway sorry that it wasn't really a rant I'm just concerned because I can move my head and not whip myself in the face
alright there u go take this lil story and pretend u like it thank u
By the way, I wanted to thank everyone who has read 'r e c c o l l e c t i o n!' It's my first story published online, so I'm excited to see how it does. Thanks to anyone who reads, even If it's 20 years after it's finished.
I'll probably have a new chapter up soon.
Anyway, bOoM updated this old story hah u didn't see that comin rip
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Non-FictionA collection of my rants and short stories from school and life in general. I'm sarcastic as shit, so you can take a look at the way I see the world
