Horny Pervert Dude:
I fucking hate being sick on an important school day.
Kitty 💛:
WHAT?! BITCH I WISH I WAS SICK!
Horny Pervert Dude:
I fucking hate having a clogged nose.
Kitty 💛:
Okay, now that isn't fun.
Horny Pervert Dude:
Who wasn't at school today?
Kitty 💛:
A lot of people. Hangover y'know?
Horny Pervert Dude:
I take it you're a heavy drinker?
Kitty 💛:
BAHAHAHHAHAHA
Kitty 💛:
no.
Kitty 💛:
I just don't drink. Period. Rather not risk it.
Horny Pervert Dude:
Ah, what? I gotta take you go drinking sometimes.
Kitty 💛:
If all my animals die, I'll let you.
Kitty 💛:
I guess that's never
Horny Pervert Dude:
Oml, Lucas Brandon takes care of animals. I can never see that.
Kitty 💛:
I have 3 dogs and 5 pups. 4 piglets, 6 cows, 4 horses, 3 cats, and 2 goats.
Horny Pervert Dude:
Dude, can I have one of your pups? Been looking for one.
Kitty 💛:
NO WAY! THEY'RE MINE.
Horny Pervert Dude:
I guess we're father and father than. We can take care of them together Luca.
Kitty 💛:
Luca?
Horny Pervert Dude:
I'll be calling you that from now on.
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Romance[texting] Lucas Brandon has always been a flirt to all the girls. He enjoys attending huge parties with big crowds and always tried his best to get into some girls pants, but seems like this party took a big turn for him as he got someone else's num...
