Mafia42: Highschool

Maidy Host / Magical New Girl

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"Maidy Host"
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>Inside of 'Maiden Café'

Host: "Hi Detty!"

Detty: "Not this hoe- HEY HOST."

Host: "Hm? Did you say something?"

Detty: "I didn't know you had a part-time job at a maid café?!"

Host: "Well now you do!"

Detty: "I'm never coming here again.."

Host: "So what're you ordering?"

Detty: "To go please."

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Host: "Hey Terror!"

Terror: "Boom boom??"

Host: "No 'boom boom' you crazy ass!"

Terror: "Aw maaaaan.."

Host: "Shake my head."

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Thief: "I cannot work here anymore!"

Pervy Boss: "Wh- why?!"

Thief: "First, you make me wear a maid uniform--"

Pervy Boss: "Only because you have such a nice figure!"

Thief: ">///< then, I have to work with Host, she flirts with the cUSTomers!"

Pervy Boss: "What was that voice crack?!"

Thief: "The point is.. I quit."

Pervy Boss: "No Thief! Without a crossdresser waiter we will lose all of our gay customers!"

Thief: "Guess you better pay me triple the amount of my current salary."

Pervy Boss: "Deal!"

Thief: "Wait that worked??"

Host: ">.>"

Thief: "Have you been there the whole time?"

Host: "<.< Uuuhh."

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Magical New Girl"
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>In class

All the boys: "OH MY GAWWWD."

New Girl: "Guess y'all won't be limp anymore."

Did I mention this is not for kids?

Detty: "No narrator, you did not."

Terror: "The new girl is hawt!"

*All The boys look at Terror.

All the boys: ">.>"

New Girl: "My name is 'Priest,' so original right?"

Maffo: "Wow.. what a magical name!"

Spye: "I know right."

Priest: "Thank you, thank you."

Thief: "Looks like Lover-Girl has a new rival!"

Lover-Girl: "First my name, now I'm bullied.. just great."

Sexy-Best-Boy: "There there."

*Sexy-Best-Boy pats Lover-Girl's head.

Her name is "Lover-Girl" cuz I hate her with all of my existence. Prepare for her suffering!

Detty: "Narrator you creepy ass."

Priest: "Don't worry Lover-Girl, I don't date guys--"

Terror: "Do you date girls?"

Priest: "No, I just don't need someones sloppy seconds."

Sexy-Best-Boy: ">.>"

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>Lunch time

Host: "Welcome to our school!"

Priest: "Wow.. you're a bit skankish for a highschool student."

Host: ">.> wut.."

How can she be skankish if everyone's wearing the school uniform <.<

Priest: "Narrator, shush."

Maffo: "You're so pretty! You might even be prettier than Thief, and he's the prettiest in this school!"

Thief: ">///<"

Priest: "Thanks!"

Maffo: "How about you join our after school club!"

Priest: "What's it about?"

Maffo: "Yaaaa knowwww.. we.."

Spye: "It's the schools 'Building Future' club! A place for students to discuss and locate their futures!"

Priest: "Wow Spye! That sounds interesting! I'll join."

Maffo: "Yay! Business starts tomorrow!"

Priest: "Buisness?"

*Everyone except Priest leave the table.

Priest: "Uuhhh.."

That was shady asf Priest.

Priest: "I'm about to ring your neck if you talk again XD"

Kdjfjjekxbffks

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End Of Episode 1

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