Mafia42: Highschool

Thief Hates Gym / Priest Joins A Club!

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"Thief Hates Gym"
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>At gym class

*Thief gets a ball to the face.

Thief: "AHHH IT'S SO SWEATY."

Mr. Soldy: "HARDER THIEF HARDER."

Oh god I better clarify before things get too risque.

Thief is playing gym for the first time this semester. Nothing more nothing less >.>

Thief: "Thanks for the clarification, people might've thought I was gay!"

*Thief grins at the camera.

Mr. Soldy: "STOP GRINNING AT THE CAMERA AND HUSTLE!"

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Detty: "Hey Thief."

Thief: "ò.ó"

Detty: "What's with that face?"

Thief: "Meanie Mr. Soldy wants me to sweat ò.ó!"

Detty: "It's ok Thief, no need to be upset."

*Detty pats Theif's head.

Thief: ">///<"

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>Locker room

Thief: "It's not that I hate sports, I just hate doing sports!"

*Thief flails his arms.

Thief: "The sweat is disgusting, and this locker room is gross."

*Maffo takes off his shirt.

Thief: "UHHHHH."

Maffo: "Hey Thief!"

Thief: "H- HEY MAFFO."

Maffo: "Are you alright?"

*Maffo lathers lotion all over his body.

Thief: "Oh I'm more than alright."

*Thief grins at the camera.

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>On the field.

Thief: "The only good thing about gym is sneaking away to get food with male classmates. For some reason most of them ask me to come with them, I don't know why."

Cuppo: "Uh, h- hey Thief."

Thief: "What's up?"

Cuppo: "Wanna grab a burger? I'll p- pay."

Thief: "See, this is the everyday thing that happens to me."

And you have no clue as to why?

Thief: "I think they look up to me for my fashion sense. As you can see, I'm wearing these shorts!"

Those are some slutty shorts..

Thief: "Must be my supreme sense of style."

*Thief shrugs.