Whoever created this photo definitely captured the true spirit of the Bat-Fam! Anyways, I think it's pretty obvious that anything at Wayne Manor is basically assured to be chaotic, especially mornings...
Alfred is always first up, no matter what. No one has ever really seen him sleep.
Tim normally comes down next, sleep deprived as hell, just to get another reload of caffeine, or because Alfred has dragged him down
Either way, it ends with him sitting on the counter eating breakfast with a laptop in front of him
Damian is next to be awake. He's awake from four/five in the morning, but stays in his room if he's not in the Cave
He will mostly always come down with music blasting in his ears, yet doesn't fail to make some snarky remark about how zombie like Tim looks
He will then proceed to try and convert everyone to becoming a vegetarian
Duke wakes up not next, normally with Cassandra following after him, only he's covered in dog saliva
Ace is his alarm clock
Sometimes, Jason is passed out on the couch drunk
Dick comes in out of Bludhaven on days he runs out of cereal
Breakfast normally consists of Damian trying to switch Tim's sugar with salt, Jason sneaking beer into his coffee, Dick finishing all the cereal, and Cass being the only one silently eating
That is, until Jason accidentally puts beer in her cup instead of his own and she proceeds to attack him
Bruce tries to avoid breakfast at all costs
Duke kind of just passes out in his cereal from lack of a good night's rest
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Bat-Family Headcannons and Imagines
FanfictionJust a load of Bat-Family related stuff because I'm obsessed with them :))). Title is pretty self explanatory, so if you love the Bats and love seeing them be happy since DC clearly doesn't plan on letting that happen any time soon, read away. Disc...
