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Evan
Gabbie
Jude
Narrator
Kianna
Jesse
Fetus van worker
Lucy
Jake
Josh
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[Play begins at Jude's house in England]
Narrator: So as you all remember where we left off, Jude had awoken after a terrible dream of Jake, Gabbie, and Lucy kidnapping him and bringing to England. Well we start off at Jude's house.
{Jude is in clear distress pacing across the room}
Jude: Holy shit... I can't let this-
{Jude starts having an asthma attack}
Jude: Oops, BUT I CANT LET THIS HAPPEN! I know what I need to do..
{Jude grabs tea, crumpets and 1,000 pounds}
Jude : Bazinga. It is time.
{Jude walks out of the house, goes to the pier and hops on a boat to America}
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[Next scene begins at the highschool]
Evan: HEE HEE
Gabbie: HEE HEEEEEEEEEE
{Gabbie and Evan start running down the hallway hee heeing and stop when they see Josh}
Gabbie: Hey big rigatoni
Josh: Gabbie that's not funny stop making fun of my ethnicity
Evan: gAbBie ThAt'S nOt FuNnY sToP mAkiNg FuN oF mY eThNiCiTy
Josh: Whatever, I'm going to go make lasagna
{Josh walks away}
{Jude walks through the hallway dressed in a pale blonde wig with blue eye contacts in}
Gabbie: Look there's the new kid Evan! I think his names.. Venkatana?
{Jude looks around in the hallway and sees Gabbie and Evan and walks up to them}
Jude: Hello
Evan: Hi?
Jude: I am new to school from India, name is Venkatanarasimharajuvaripeta
Gabbie: Oh.. cool
Jude: Quarter indian, I am here tech support
{Piro emerges from the english room}
{Piro looks around frantically and looks at Jude and darts towards him}
Piro: HABIBI?!
{Jude runs away}
Jude: WHAT IN THE BLOODY HELL
Gabbie: Poor Venkatanarasimharajuvaripeta
Evan: Why's that Indian girl have a british accent..? And blonde hair blue eyes.. They look more albino than Jake and that's not vegan
Gabbie: idk that's kinda fruity but speaking of the little ugly do you wanna go find a slimy frog after school and put it in Jakes hair
Evan: Of course
Narrator: Jude overheard this and little did they know, this would start something horrific.
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Evan and Gabbie's Trip to the UK
HumorUm yea It's a sequel to the book I know Jude loved.