Evan and Gabbie's Trip to the UK

Welcome Sir

Characters

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Evan

Gabbie

Jude

Narrator

Kianna

Jesse

Fetus van worker

Lucy

Jake

Josh

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[Play begins at Jude's house in England]

Narrator: So as you all remember where we left off, Jude had awoken after a terrible dream of Jake, Gabbie, and Lucy kidnapping him and bringing to England. Well we start off at Jude's house.

{Jude is in clear distress pacing across the room}

Jude: Holy shit... I can't let this-

{Jude starts having an asthma attack}

Jude: Oops, BUT I CANT LET THIS HAPPEN! I know what I need to do..

{Jude grabs tea, crumpets and 1,000 pounds}

Jude : Bazinga. It is time.

{Jude walks out of the house, goes to the pier and hops on a boat to America}

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[Next scene begins at the highschool]

Evan: HEE HEE

Gabbie: HEE HEEEEEEEEEE

{Gabbie and Evan start running down the hallway hee heeing and stop when they see Josh}

Gabbie: Hey big rigatoni

Josh: Gabbie that's not funny stop making fun of my ethnicity

Evan: gAbBie ThAt'S nOt FuNnY sToP mAkiNg FuN oF mY eThNiCiTy

Josh: Whatever, I'm going to go make lasagna

{Josh walks away}

{Jude walks through the hallway dressed in a pale blonde wig with blue eye contacts in}

Gabbie: Look there's the new kid Evan! I think his names.. Venkatana?

{Jude looks around in the hallway and sees Gabbie and Evan and walks up to them}

Jude: Hello

Evan: Hi?

Jude: I am new to school from India, name is Venkatanarasimharajuvaripeta

Gabbie: Oh.. cool

Jude: Quarter indian, I am here tech support

{Piro emerges from the english room}

{Piro looks around frantically and looks at Jude and darts towards him}

Piro: HABIBI?!

{Jude runs away}

Jude: WHAT IN THE BLOODY HELL

Gabbie: Poor Venkatanarasimharajuvaripeta

Evan: Why's that Indian girl have a british accent..? And blonde hair blue eyes.. They look more albino than Jake and that's not vegan

Gabbie: idk that's kinda fruity but speaking of the little ugly do you wanna go find a slimy frog after school and put it in Jakes hair

Evan: Of course

Narrator: Jude overheard this and little did they know, this would start something horrific.