My TMNT Truth or Dare book(Completed)

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JoJo:"Mikey and Shinigami sitting in a tree K.I.S.S.I.N.G!"

Shinigami:"Shut up!"

JoJo:"NEVER!"

Phone rings

JoJo:"YAY!we got Dare's, COME ON GUYS!"

All walk into a living room butRaph and Mona Lisa come out of the bedroom

JoJo:"Were you guys doing something Freaky Sneaky in there?"

Both faces turn red

JoJo:"Anyway Flower2824 Dare's Leo and Karai tell Splinter that she's pregnant with Leo's child and make it believable!"

Leo:"Do we have too?"

JoJo:"Yes but me and my friend Haley will get the stuff!right girl?"

Haley:"Right let's do this!"

Raph:"when did she get here?"

JoJo:"5 minutes ago!"

Haley:"It was pretty easy to find my shapeshifting best friend!"

Mikey:"You shapeshift?!"

JoJo:"Yes i do come on!HALEY!"

JoJo and Haley leave the warehouse for 20 minutes

JoJo:"Okay...we got diapers,bottles,baby clothes,and a fake pregnancy test!"

Karai:"WOW you going all out are you?"

JoJo:"Why yes!ya know ever since you kissed CASEY i didn't like you but now your more fun than i evered image!"

Leo:"YOU KISSED CASEY!?"

JoJo:"Yes but to poison him only!look!"

Leo:"Okay i feel kinda better..."

JoJo:"Okay good Lee!"

Leo:"HEY!Nobodys called me that since childhood!"

JoJo:"WOULD YOU GUYS STOP ASKING ME STUPID QUESTIONS AND MOVE ON WITH THE DARE!"

Leo/Karai:"Fine!"

JoJo:"Hey Master Splinter can you see Leo and Karai for a moment pls..."

Splinter:"Okay miss JoJo!"

Splinter walks into the living room and see's Haley beating crap out of Casey

JoJo:"I CAN'T LEAVE YOU ALONE FOR 5 MINUTES!5 MINUTES!"

Haley:"Well what do you expect?he's a forsaken Hentai!"(pervert in Japanese)

JoJo:"I know but get the shell off of him!"

Haley gets of Jones

JoJo:"Anyway sensei!Leo has something to tell you!"

Leo hands him the diapers,bottles,baby clothes

Splinter:"what are these for my son?"

Mikey:"LEO BANGED KARAI!AND NOW SHE'S PREGNANT!"

Everyone:"MIKEY!"

Splinter:"LEONARDO HAMATO HOW DARE YOU GET MY DAUGHTER PREGNANT AT SUCH A YOUNG AGE SHE'S YOUR SISTER!"

JoJo:"Well technically their not of the same litter and you didn't raise Karai so she's NOT their sister so they can Date without any problems!"

Splinter:"That still does not help that he got her pregnant!"

Karai:"He didn't Father it's was a Dare to tell you!Mona is the one who's pregnant!"

Raph/Mona:"KARAI!"

Karai:"Kidding!"

Splinter:"Well if it was a joke then okay but please don't do that again Leonardo!"

Walks away

JoJo:"ANYWAY BOOYAKASHA MY BROTHERS AND SISTERS LOVE YA BYE🤗and more Dare's,Truths,and Ask pls"