ChallengeMcGee changed the name from "Hewwo?" to Old People Am I Right?
ChallengeMcGee: Omg I love how old people have mini cute gardens and everyone is so like adorable I looove old people
YaHOO BOY: Alright calm down before you get arrested
Blanket: What?
ChallengeMcGee: I mean, old peeps are usually so delicate and gentle and smiley it's adorable okay
YaHOO BOY: Shit where's that gif of Captain Marvel punching that old lady
Maybe It's Mikebeline: Aren't you literally a search engine?
ThompsonTheTankEngine: I'm eating noodles and I'm wearing my glasses and every time I eat some my glasses fog up
ThompsonTheTankEngine: It's infuriating
ChallengeMcGee: R.I.P.
YaHOO BOY: Wait Mrs Thompson, have you finally figured out texting?
ThompsonTheTankEngine: Oh no deary, I'm getting Berniece to do it, she's such a sweetheart
Maybe It's Mikebeline: I wonder if Mrs Thompson actually said that or if that was actually just Berniece complimenting herself
ChallengeMcGee: Guess we'll never know
ThompsonTheTankEngine: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Blanket: Berniece why
YaHOO BOY: I'mmagonnafuckingkermit
Maybe It's Mikebeline: You're gonna fuck Kermit?
ChallengeMcGee: Yahoo is sexually attracted to frogs pass it on
Maybe It's Mikebeline: *They're turning the freaking frogs gay*
ChallengeMcGee: Gay
Maybe It's Mikebeline: Frogs
ChallengeMcGee: Gay
Blanket: How come Challenge's username is just his name
Maybe It's Mikebeline: Aw man
YaHOO BOY: It's because he's such a little known ego it would be confusing any other way
ChallengeMcGee: At least I'm canon!
ThompsonTheTankEngine: *Munches popcorn*
YaHOO BOY: At least that means people wanted me, everyone is just stuck with you
ChallengeMcGee: *Gasp* I'M ADOPTED?!
Maybe It's Mikebeline: 991 What you smoking
Blanket: Aren't you literally a drug dealer
Maybe It's Mikebeline: Why the fuck do you think I'm asking
It's Ya Boi: guuuuuuys stop blowing up my notifications it's too early for me to deal with this shit
Blanket: Hello Ethan!
Maybe It's Mikebeline: Oh look, it's the creator, here to grace us with his presence no doubt
It's Ya Boi: yousaythatlikeisignedupforthisbullshit
ThompsonTheTankEngine: Mrs Thompson says Hi and I say Bi
It's Ya Boi: Why is Mrs Thompson speaking in third person?
YaHOO BOY: She still hasn't learnt how to use a phone so Berniece is doing it for her
Maybe It's Mikebeline: It's going as well as you would think
It's Ya Boi: Riiiiiiiiight Okay well, I think I'm gonna leave you guys to it
ChallengeMcGee: Aw come on, you never stick around!
It's Ya Boi: Everytime I come on here you remove years from my life expectancy I did not sign up for this when I started Youtube
Maybe It's Mikebeline: Then What the hell did you sign up for
ThompsonTheTankEngine: You Know you love me
Blanket: Don't you mean us?
ThompsonTheTankEngine: Did I fucking stutter
It's Ya Boi: Why did you guys even add me to this, you never answered whenever I ask and I know for a fact that Mark's or Jack's egos don't include them in anything they do
Blanket: You're nice!
ChallengeMcGee: None of us are actively trying to kill you
YaHOO BOY: "actively"
ThompsonTheTankEngine: Debatable
Blanket: ...
It's Ya Boi: I'm scared
Maybe It's Mikebeline: Don't worry, you're not worth the effort
It's Ya Boy: Oh now I feel so much better
ThompsonTheTankEngine: It's not Iike it's hard to kill someone, anyone could kill someone
YaHOO BOY: A duck could kill someone
ThompsonTheTankEngine: Stop stealing from tumblr ya ain't funny
It's Ya Boi: Okay you guys still haven't really explained anything
Maybe It's Mikebeline: You give us free food
It's Ya Boi: What? No I don't?
Maybe It's Mikebeline: Well I count it as free
It's Ya Boi: Have you been stealing my food?! Is that why my fridge is so empty nowadays?!
YaHOO BOY: UHHHHHH
ChallengeMcGee: ABORT ABORT ABORT
ThompsonTheTankEngine removed It's Ya Boi from the chat
ThompsonTheTankEngine: Crisis averted
Blanket: Guys this is why no one ever includes us in things
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The Chat
FanfictionWhen Darkiplier makes a chat so he can easily communicate with all of the other egos, It doesn't exactly go as planned (NOW WITH ACTUAL PLOT, WHAAAAAT?!)
