Completely made up story of a day in Clicheville.
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A girl, named Violet gets a phone call late at night.
"Hullo?"
Nothing but static.
Then
"I'm in ur howse!"
A sound comes from the kitchen.
"Wut's dat noise?"
It was just a pan falling to the ground.
"Oh well, I guess it wuz nuthin'!"
A creak comes from upstairs.
"I wunder wut dat could be?"
She walks up the stairs.
Nobody is there
Then she thinks, I need a bath.
Then the killer pops out from behind the shower curtains and yells
"Ur gunna die!"
Violet screams.
Violet is running in the woods
Pant
Pant
Pant
Pant
Keep...
Running...
Pant
Pant
Pant.
The bare trees are rushing past her in a blur
Don't u giv up on meh legz!
Don't u do it!
The sharp branches scratch her face, and the blood trickles down...
The blood...
Trickles...
Down...
Pant
Pant
Pant
The sound of persute following behind her.
Pant
Pant
She looks back...
There is the man or woman(I'm not too sure, their clothes are too baggy), holding a knife.
"U can run, but u can't hide!"
Then they trip over a rock, losing the knife.
Violet runs back and grabs the knife, pointing it at them.
"That's enuff," Violet says with malice.
"Your rain of terrer is ova..."
She rips off the mask.
"Tiffany?"
"Fine, u caught meh Violet!"
"Y would u do dis?"
"I pleed teh Fifth on that!"
Violet looks to the director and says
"These lines makes no sense! It's just a bunch of Cliches!"
"Well that's the point! It's 'Horror Cliches! Teh Theatrical Experience' not 'Look Anotha Horror Movee that Makes Sense,' peeplez! It's a horror comedy!"
"Da faq?"
"Ok Cut!"
The real director steps up and says with a lisp
" Thith ith pure geniuth, why hathn't thith been done yet? You are all doing incredibly! Violet, I just need you to be more outraged. One more take and we are good!"
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When this film came out it was given 3.9 out of 5 stars and 67% on Rotten Tomatoes, with remarkable reviews such as:
"Lol..."
"Da fuq?"
"Cringe fest, yet comedy gold"
"This movie sucked!"
"Why did I spend money on this?"
And
"Meh."
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I hope you enjoyed this fresh take on a Horror Story, on day 3
All misspelling in dialogue is for comedic effect.
