Youtubers Oneshot (Book 2) (boyxboy)

Fighting Over Him - Bulgarian Trio

Just a funny little thing and this is about their 'dark side' so no one will be confused so yeah

Enjoy

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"He's mine!"

"No, he's mine!"

"I saw him first!"

"He's not a fucking object!"

"The point is that he's mine and not yours!"

Both the demon and the dragon hybrid were glaring at each other with their fangs bared. They had been fighting for nearly two hours of who's a better mate for their third friend and neither were willing to back down without a fight.

"Please, we all know that I'm a better mate for Simon!" the demon exclaimed with a smug smirk, angering the dragon more. "I'm better suited for him! I'm stronger" the dragon pointed it out with a smirk.

"I can kill my enemies with my venom!"

"I can freeze them inside out!"

"I can literately burn their flesh off their bones!"

"I can easily shred them with my claws!"

"I have a bigger penis than you!" the demon finished with a smirk making the dragon spurt out random words while his cheeks have a light blue hue. "H-How does that have anything to do with this!?" the dragon growl out before crossing his arms, "Besides, I have a bigger penis" he finished.

"Liar"

"Fuck you perv!"

"Overgrown lizard!"

"Horned Freak!"

"Hey you have horns too!"

"Mine's better!"

But before they could argue more, they both felt a cold sensation around their necks before suddenly being lifted by two dark purple tentacle-like magic.

'Oh shit' they both thought as they turn to face an annoyed Simon with his arms crossed.

"Why are you two fighting again" they heard Simon speaking in their heads.

"About which one of us is better" the dragon instantly said making the demon glare at him, "Don't tell him Baki!" the demon exclaimed before yelping when Simon simply slammed him on the ground before lifting him up, "Ha!" Baki laugh at the demon before Simon did the same thing to him before dropping them.

"What are you fighting about?" Simon asked while tapping his toe, waiting.

Both men simply looked down, now feeling nervous. "I'm waiting" Simon said, sounding more annoyed.

"We're fighting of who would be a better mate for you" the demon finally said with a huff while Baki nodded.

His annoyed expression quickly faded away into a blank expression, making both men nervous. "You think he's okay Bodil?" Baki whispered to the demon, "I don't know" Bodil whispered back before they both yelped when they were picked up again and yelp out when they were slammed against each other before being dropped.

"You two are fucking idiots for fighting over as simple as that" Simon simply told them before kneeling down and kissing both of their foreheads. "I like both of you now please don't fight, I was asleep" Simon told them before standing up and walking away, leaving both men to stare at him.

"...that was fucking hot" Bodil commented before Baki smacked the back of his head with his own wing.

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Just a funny thing again xD

Comment down of what you think so far and yeah

Piper out-