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John Hamilton's Guide to naming children

A complete list of John Church Hamilton and Maria Eliza van den Hauvel's children and who I think they're named after

Alexander Hamilton
- John's father

Maria Williamson Hamilton
- the person John's father had an affair with
- Maria

Charlotte Augusta Hamilton
- I honestly don't know
- Maria's half sister maybe??
- Maria's sister

John Cornelius Adrian Hamilton
- probably John himself, but there's so many Johns it's hard to tell
- John's aunt
- Maria's half brother

Schuyler Hamilton
- mother's maiden name
- I feel bad for this child

James Hamilton
- probably John's brother, but like John, it's hard to know for sure

Maria Eliza Hamilton
- the person John's father had an affair with
- John's mother
- Maria

Charles Apthorp Hamilton
- chARLES LEE
- Maria's brother

Robert P. Hamilton
- bOB THE BUILDER

Adelaide Hamilton
- Australia *jazz hands*

Elizabeth Hamilton (she married someone named George Washington Cullum :0 )
- John's mother

William Gaston Hamilton
- no one's... SLICK AS GASTON NO ONE'S QUICK AS GASTON NO ONE'S NECK'S AS INCREDIBLY THINK AS GASTON
- John's brother

Laurens Hamilton
- John Laurens :3
- Again, I feel sorry for this child

Alice Hamilton
- aLICE IN WONDERLAND