Warning: consuming anything while reading this may cause choking, stomach cramps may occur from laughter, Stray Kids are known to cause breathlessness, heart pain, steal souls and snatch wigs due to excessive amounts of cuteness and American Dancing, death is not out of the question.
Actually warning: swearing
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Hyunjin:
•"You're really good looking."
"I am?"
•"You look really handsome today, Y/N."
"I'm a girl but okay."
OR
•"You look really pretty today, Y/N."
"I'm a dude but okay."
•"You make me nervous."
•"Please don't talk to him."
•"Stay by my side."
Jisung:
•"Jisung!"
"Yes?"
"Why have the cups moved to under the sink and why are the plates in draws?"
"I got bored a reorganised our kitchen."
*disappointed sigh*
•"I value my breathe so it'd be nice if you didn't take it away everytime you walked by."
•"I'm bored, Y/N. Give me attention."
•"Y/N, THERE'S A FUCKING SPIDER. KILL IT!"
•"I bet Seungmin put it in here.
"I bet it just came through that window you refuse to close."
"It lets in the creative air."
•"I'm going to kill him."
"Y/N, calm down."
"I need a knife."
"WHOA. Y/N! What are you thinking? That'll great such a mess. Poisoning them would be much better."
Felix:
•"Y/N!!!!!"
"WHAT? WHAT'S WRONG? DID YOU HURT YOURSELF?"
"Can I have a hug?"
"Are you shitting me?"
"You don't appear to be coming out of my butt so no."
"I swear to Cheesus, Felix-"
•"Fuck."
"Y/F/N, WATCH YOUR PROFANITY!"
•"Damn that is one fine piece of man. If got my hands on him-"
"nOt In This ChRiStIaN hOuSeHoLd!"
"FELIX! STOP HITTING ME WITH THAT DAMN CROSS!"
"THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!"
"FELIX LEE-"
"BE GONE SATAN!"
•"Milk first person!"
"Pepsi drinker!"
"Yongbok!"
"wHOA! Now that was just uncalled for."
•"You can't outmeme me."
Seungmin:
•"Seungmin, I have time go to work."
"Just on more kiss."
•"You're looking especially hideous today, Y/N."
"Thanks, Seungmin."
•"You're a big loser. But I love you."
Jeongin:
•"Y/N!"
"HANG ON A SECOND!"
"I DON'T HAVE A SECOND! HURRY!"
"I'M COMING!"
•"You almost missed the start of the show."
•"Are you ready kids?!"
"No, I'm still getting dressed."
"Oh my gosh. Fricking hurry up."
"Watch your mouth, young man. If Chan heard you speaking like that-"
•"Jeongin, what time is it?"
"ADVENTURE TIME!"
•"Y/N, what time is it?"
"SUMMER TIME!"
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Stray Kids as Boyfriends
Fanfiction"Do you ever wonder what your future wife is doing?" "What are you doing?" ⋅•⋅⊰∙∘❤∘∙⊱⋅•⋅ How I (used to) imagine Stray Kids would be as boyfriends. ⋅•⋅⊰∙∘❤∘∙⊱⋅•⋅ Disclaimer: I wrote this back when I was 13 and I have matured and my opinions have cha...
