Miracles are a subject of many religions, however, as we all know, they are false. There is no proof that a religion's god has provided a miracle to the people living on this god-forsaken earth. Not only are these miracles illogical, but they are also incomprehensible. No true Smitherian could imagine such an amazing thing happening to them, as all Smitherians know, Smithers so hated the subjects of his creation. (Genesis). Under no circumstance would Smithers feel a need to "help" his followers, and much less worldly people.
When presenting worldly people with the prospect of Smithers, they asked for evidence of miracles occurring to convince them. I could not provide any evidence, as a miracle has never happened, nor ever will. We are nothing to Smithers. Nothing.
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The Holy Text of Smithers (simpsons unrelated)
SpiritualThe ultimate guide for any devout Smitherian.
