Wonwoo: hey
Junhui: [insert meme saying hi]
Wonwoo: ummmm
Junhui: you called?
Wonwoo: there's no meme
Junhui: there wasn't supposed to be
Junhui: don't ruin my fucking joke.
Wonwoo: don't talk to me that way
Junhui: make me
Wonwoo: OOOOOOHHHHHH
Wonwoo: OOOKKK
Junhui: um are you drunk?
Wonwoo: no but maybe high
Wonwoo: on the word of Jesus hallelujah
Junhui: when you tryna have fun but know that Jesus be watching
Wonwoo: when you tryna be funny but don't know when Jesus gon take you
Junhui: point taken
Junhui: I'm gonna go hoe now
Wonwoo: I rebuke you
Wonwoo: wait..hoe?
Wonwoo: since when did you become a gardener? :DD
Junhui: I didn't become a gardener
Junhui: I mean I'm gonna go drunk flirt with campus security
Wonwoo: why not drunk flirt with me?
Junhui: I don't need to you're already my sugar daddy
Junhui: btw wheres my paycheck
Wonwoo: it hasn't even been a week yet
Wonwoo: so forget your raise
Junhui: fine then don't bother me about flirting with campus security
Junhui: I gotta make money somewhere that isn't an actual job because apparently it's "inappropriate" to be intoxicated while handing out heart balloons to children
Wonwoo: you were drunk and handing out balloons?
Junhui: no but I read about it on the news
Junhui: Americans be wildin
Wonwoo: that wall got them on xgames mode
Junhui: oooHooooGhhhhh
Wonwoo: wtf.
Junhui: sorry my ceiling fan typed that
Wonwoo: yeah cause that's perfectly reasonable
Junhui: stop
Junhui: ruining
Junhui: my
Junhui: jokes
Wonwoo: I
Wonwoo: refuse
Junhui: I don't like you
Wonwoo: aww why
Junhui: because you ruin my jokes
Wonwoo: cause I think seeing you flustered and angry is cute
Junhui: are you a sadist?
Wonwoo: only when it comes to you
Junhui: hngghhag lol ok
Junhui: we is about to be 50 shades darker in this bitch
Junhui: tie me up uuuuhhhh
Junhui: also side note
Junhui: stop making me blush
Wonwoo: my tongue can do a better job at making you blush than my words can
Junhui: HGVSZVVSHHS
Junhui: OK, SIR
Junhui: FIRST OF ALL WE WERE JUST TALKING ABOUT JESUS A SECOND AGO
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Grindr | Wonhui
FanfictionWonwoo: hey Wonwoo: looks like we matched Junhui: when the fuck did I join grindr? In which Wonwoo was drunk and lonely and Junhui was drunk and crying.......and he also wanted a sugar daddy but I digress. Also they both horny hoes so sex jokes are...
