Junhui: daddy it's been a week where's my 7 fucking dollars
Wonwoo: I needed to spend it on um my survival
Junhui: I call bullshit
Junhui: you scammed me
Wonwoo: uh oh
Junhui: I will sue you with my lawyer sugar daddy
Wonwoo: you fucking cheater
Junhui: I didnt cheat
Junhui: I study.
Wonwoo: tf
Junhui: THERE YOU GO AGAIN RUINING MY JOKES
Wonwoo: as long as you keep talking to me
Junhui: .......
Junhui: that's kinda sad
Junhui: are you lonely?
Wonwoo: lmfao
Wonwoo: without a fucking doubt
Junhui: fine I guess I HAVE to talk to you
Wonwoo: you're so kind
Junhui: mhm
Wonwoo: now what
Junhui: I guess I'll HAVE to stop flirting with other drunk men
Wonwoo: oh how considerate
Junhui: so what university you go to, daddy?
Wonwoo: xxx
Junhui: oh
Junhui: I thought you went to the same University as me
Wonwoo: are you disappointed, babe
Junhui: of course I am who's gonna eat my ass now
Junhui: I'm going back to drunk flirting
Wonwoo: first of all I can still eat your ass
Wonwoo: ya heard of cars?
Wonwoo: it allows me to go to other destinations quickly
Junhui: so you spent my paycheck on useless shit
Wonwoo: *my survival
Junhui: agree to disagree but anyway
Junhui: you have a car?
Wonwoo: it was a birthday gift
Junhui: uh huh........
Wonwoo: you don't believe me?
Junhui: it's not that I don't believe you
Junhui: it's just I also have common sense
Wonwoo: just because your parents didn't buy you a car for your 18th birthday doesn't mean other parents don't do it for their kids
Junhui: ok first of all
Junhui: I insisted that they didn't spend anything for me on my birthday
Wonwoo: HA
Wonwoo: YOU'RE TOO FUCKING CONSIDERATE AND NOW YOU DON'T HAVE A CAR
Junhui: OK, SIR, PLEASE PROCEED TO SHUT THE FUCK UP.
Wonwoo: I WILL NOT SHUT THE FUCK UP
Junhui: STOP YELLING AT ME OR I'LL CRY
Wonwoo: OK ILl stop yelling
Junhui: ok thank you
Wonwoo: you can ask someone to eat your ass but you cry when someone yells at you?
Junhui: I'm a sensitive bitch
Wonwoo: I see that
Junhui: anyway
Junhui: since you're lonely I propose an idea
Wonwoo: what?
Junhui: sex friends but instead of sex it's cuddling
Wonwoo: that sounds very nice I will very much enjoy that
Wonwoo: but what will you gain from it?
Junhui: I like cuddles.
Wonwoo: that's very cute.
Wonwoo: when will we start our cuddles
Junhui: after you eat my ass lol
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Grindr | Wonhui
FanfictionWonwoo: hey Wonwoo: looks like we matched Junhui: when the fuck did I join grindr? In which Wonwoo was drunk and lonely and Junhui was drunk and crying.......and he also wanted a sugar daddy but I digress. Also they both horny hoes so sex jokes are...
