Richie: "I only have two hands but I have ten fingers?"
Eddie: "If I was gay I would never touch a penis in my life."
Stan: "I'm the King of the Slightly Bigger Birds."
Bill: "I'm not gay I just want a pillow."
Beverly: "I want to die, but in a platonic way."
Ben: "We have to keep this between us, one weeb to another."
Mike: "2,089 silly bands band together to form a tall weak high school boy in order to save the word from chaos and destruction."
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losers club ↹ imagines | completed
Fanfictionjust little sets of imagines & headcannons for everyone's favourite losers as seen on tumblr (nsftozier) just incase anyone ever sees this and is uncomfy because i'm an adult now: i wrote all of these when i was a minor.
