Colleges keep emailing me

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They're so copy and pasted too

"Hello Artemis,

We see that you are a motivated student and we look forward to having you at our school. Thank you for requesting information from us! Clearly this means you like us and that we are your favorite and since you've managed a 3.9 GPA you've caught our eye as a star student, Artemis! Hope you apply to this expensive and irrelevant school that doesn't meet your standards in terms of majors!"

And I'm like

Also college is scary like the thing so want to pursue don't actually benefit me in the long run so

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Also college is scary like the thing so want to pursue don't actually benefit me in the long run so

YIKES

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