As 'Miss' (Because she is filling a divorce!) Piggy angrily Talked to Melania 'Trump'.
"I can't believe he would ever do this! And while I am taking care of our 3 year old Gender fluid cis male Child!" Screamed Miss piggy.
"And I loved him! If only he wasn't such a MUPPET LOVER!" Screamed Melania.
As they both screamed in agony, Kermit was sitting there eating his trump shaped ice cream.
"This is why I'm gay for trump." He said as he bit the head off of the Trump ice cream.
"We will take a video of them! And then we can give it to every news outlet."
"Lucky for us I already have a video of them!" Melania screamed.
Trump and Kermit hugged each-other close as Kermit rubbed the remaining ice cream onto Trump's chests. The orange slices on his chest get wet and moldy as the ice cream gets spread. The oranges fell off and Kermit began to eat those too.
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/// KERMIT X DONALD TRUMP
FanfictionTrump just couldn't resist Kermit's graceful green lips.
