/// KERMIT X DONALD TRUMP

Part 9, fick hou

"Mommymummaohyeshtiktokaccohnttrump can I please has five dollars" zyler prayed to his mother, even calling her by her favorite pet name (literally. that's what their pet rock was named five years ago before it evaporated).

"Yes .babymunchkinspumpkinshalloweendevilkillerclownevilsatan mwah muah" ans then she gave him five dollar bills that were actually five bills of a million on each. Zyler nodded in appreciated and then kicked her in the mouth for good measure. Ms Piggy looked at her baby and went "so proud" before bursting out in tears because her mouth hurt even tho she told zyler to do that when he turned half a day old. it stuck with him ever since hahaa aha jk unless?

zyler went into his room and lifted up his rat cage, getting sucked down the fish tube that he led directly into the prison. It went into the men's shower room so zyler accidentally saw Kermit and Donald making out inside the floor. zyler vomited and then ate it again before using the five bills of a million each to bribe the officers and then he freed his dad and step dad

"#gayrightsformuppets" zyler screachmed and tben thrusted into the fish tube until him and his dad's were in his room. His rat was running around the room (with rabies) and then bit a chunk off zyler's arm. Zyler giggles and squeezed the rat to death jokingly. Kermit ate it. Then Donald bit his own toe off and used it as a ring to propose to Kermit. Suddenly Zyler snatched the toe

"Surprise I'm actually just interested in the blackmail and using this toe ring to be sold so that I can get millions of dollars. " Zyler sounded like an old man and Kermit watch in horror as he put up an eBay page and it was sold for $2928828282888000000 immediately. The toe flew out the window and a comment came into the computer "the toe ring tasted great and made a great ring!! My wife said yes to my proposal because of it!! Thumbs up 👍 " the girl that commented that had a profile picture of a rabid dog that probably had hiv and aids on crack cocaine.