Part 8, back to our reguarly scheduled program

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by kermitbinch

by kermitbinch

"Daddymuffins I'mma get you outta there!!!" Zyler screamed at the top of his esophagus. Literally. It jumped out of his gut. The police glanced his way and ignored it, not like a crackhead son would actually put his hard work and crack into breaking his dad and step dad out of prison. are you allowed to arrest the president???? maybe idk

"I love you my gender fluid son 🥰😍😍" said Kermit

Zyler got triggered and started glaring "you forgot to say cis but it's ok daddymuffinsbabyfather ill forgive u just this once 🥵🔥" Kermit said ok even though zyler has already said that 292882 times to him before (because Kermit has memory loss and an unironic tiktok account).

Zyler exited the prison and started driving illegally before he went "Wait how do you say emojis 😶😧😳🧐🤨" as he said emojis