Vines.

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Being the smartass devils they are, Peter and Shuri decided to program Friday to only speak in Vine.

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"F.R.I.D.A.Y., alert the team that I have fallen and me thrusters are broken." Tony says as he surveys his surrounding to try and find a way to help the others.

"Understood, activating 'Help, I've Fallen And I Can't Get Up' protocol." F.R.I.D.A.Y. replied.

"Oh my god Peter..." Tony says exasperated.

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The Avengers get back to the tower after a long mission.

"Welcome to Chillie's, " F.R.I.D.A.Y. said while pausing a bit to change her tone, "Avengers."

Clint and Sam break into hysterical laughter while Tony shouts for Peter to go to the common room to get scolded. The others stand dumbfounded and wait for and explanation.

One that they never got.

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This continued on for a while before Tony had enough and grounded the smol bean.

End.

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