We're Drunk

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Ava- Haiiiiiiiiiii duderps!!!

Toby - Heyyyyyy

EJ- I JUST HAD SE-EXXXXXX AND IT FELT SOOOO GOOD :D

Tragedy- Vodka tastes like rainbows!!!!

**Ben walks in... I mean waddles **

Benny - Hello.... Um why is Hoodie stabbing the pineapple 0__0

Hoodie- I KNOWN YOU'RE IN THERE SPONGEBOB! GET OUT AND MAKE ME A KRABBY PATTY!

Slenderdude - Well.... They kinda got drunk at a bar....

E.j - AND I JIZZED IN MY PANTS :D

Ava - Uhhhhhh... Toby carry me to the batman cave!

Toby - Otay.... **swings Ava over shoulder** Byeeeeeee peeps!!!

Ava - ISRAEL!! IF YOU'RE READING THIS GIMME MAH COOKIES YOU SALAD!

Slenderdude - Ava.... Shut up...

Ava - Oh come on slenderp! I wanna eat oreos :'(

Virus - since I'm the only sober one.... Bye dudes and dudettes! Love yeww

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