Da Most Annoying Victim EVAH -_-

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Sally- HAII AVA :D

Eve - Caw Caw! ... (that sucked !)

Ava - Hey Sal....

Sally - .-. Wut happened?

Ava - My victim was freaking annoying -_-

Sally - YAY TELL MEH!

ava - Fine... It all started when I was in her room...

~Le flash back~

Ava - Eve, stay here kay?

Eve - Caw... (fine)

Ava - Hehe **gets hatchets**

Victim- hee hee, oh you!

Ava -   O-O? Yo I'm gonna kill you turn around

Victim - Uh excuse meh? I am talking to my godamn boyfriend!

Ava - Oh really? **takes phone away and smashes it on Ze floor** Not anymore :3

Victim - What a Creep.... Why you  here anyways?

Ava - Female dog.... I'm gonna kill you that's why ya dummy!

Victim - Well just let me change my Facebook status...

Ava -  -_- I smashed your freaking phone

Victim - Yeah but I got a spare one :D

Ava - Ugh! Let's just get this over already! They don't call me Ava the Ripper for nothing...

Victim- wut?

Ava - Hehe... Rip your heart out all in red, **cuts Ze girl's chest**

Victim -  NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Ava - **gets Ze kidneys and heart out** Hehe one more slash... **cuts off hand** and now you're dead :D

Eve - Caw Caw Caw Caw!!! (GEWD KILL! but she was f****ing annoying!)

Ava - I know -_-

~Ze present time~

Sally -  She sounds horrible...

Ava- I know right?! Wait, I need to give those kidneys to Jacky boy...

E.j - ALREADY EATING THEM :D THANKS!

Ava - Hehe... Well Sally where's that hug yew promised?

Sally - :3 **hugs Ava**

Ava -  ;-; much wub such happiness very hug

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