Spongebob's First Time: The Rebirth

Loss

When Spongebob got home, he called Sandy to tell her something...

He wanted to marry her! She accepted, and bought a dress first thing in the morning.

The dress was ghostly white, with long, elegant sleeves ending in golden, frilly tips. Cerulean droplets of sapphire flowed freely across her white see-through bodice, and her overdress showed azure waves, echoing the flow of the sea she lived in. She had an intense purple underdress, mirroring the sexy, violet thong she wore underneath and thigh-high stockings with blue high heels that marked her trail across the sand. Her stockings had a white fishnet design cascading down each delectable side of her shapely legs. She also had a blue, oceanic satin cape that was edged with bright white fox fur. The cape was held closed by a beautiful periwinkle scallop shell with a vermilion ribbon that floated down her crystalline corselet when she put it on. She also had a purple bra under her translucent girdle that accentuated her firm, ideal breasts. There were three golden rosettes cascading down her right sleeve, leading to the amber filigree lining her lower sleeve. Her fur was dyed blonde and in a beautiful updo. Her tiara was silver plated with gold and blah blah blah blah blah blah bl-

Spongebob's tuxedo was bland, black and boring.

When the day of the wedding came, Sandy's beautiful, pale stockings started to disentangle! She did not care, as that was the least of her worries. When she got to the altar, the priest said the basics, when suddenly, a volcano erupted!

Everyone started to flee, but the ash got to Spongebob! Spongebob died as Sandy cried out in horror, dread, fear, revulsion, abhorrence, and monstrosity as her long, ivory gown flowed behind her. Spongebob was no more.

She started to cry, sob, and weep as she reminded herself of her lover.