Sandy set up a funeral for her lover, and bought a beautiful dress for the occasion.
She wore an onyx corset with a black, feathery half-skirt draping behind her. In front of the skirt was another, white skirt that was decorated with red filigree and ruby-red rubies. Her gloves were somber and dusky, and caressed her elbows and forearm. She wore black stockings with rose decorations interspersed with rubies. She wore tall platform heels and a filigreed mask. She dyed her fur to her natural brown, and put it in a low ponytail. She had a beautiful rose decoration in her hair, and a black ermine cape with rubies decorating every inch of it. She also had Coral Blue Semi-Gloss Lipstick #5 dotted perfectly across her ideal lips, with purple indigo eyeshadow and intense eyeliner. She wore sexy mascara and put pearl-white foundation under it. She also had a ribbon holding her cape closed, and a garterbelt that blah blah blah blah blah blah blah bl-
The day of the funeral came, and Patrick, Squidward, Gary, and everyone else mourned the loss of their compadre.
Sandy walked up to the grave, put an intricate bouquet of flowers in front of the picture of Spongebob sloppily eating mochi dusted with rice, complete with avocado slices rounding a perfectly shaped onigiri filled with dango, edamame, sha-ke, umeboshi, okaka, kombu, tuna mayo, and tarako. It also had a fancy guacamole dip with pepper, salt, and many more condiments powdered into it. His drink was a mocha-espresso tea drizzled with caramel and cinnamon that swirled around in the porcelain. There was also a nice cake slice decorated with a variety of fruit and icing. It must have been divine being there! Imagine the tines of the fork slowly and obscenely penetrating the soft cake, and the icing happily begging to be eaten. The meal was surely rated M for mmmmmmmmmmh.
The funeral attendants started to sing funeral music to go along with the ceremony, and cried and embraced as they knew, they would never see Spongebob again.
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