Bengali:
*Sees a nice shirt*
"IGU ZE SHUNDOR SHART LUI LAIMU NE"
*Sees price-tag*
"NAH GO MAI ASHUALLY ETO SHUNDOR NAI"
*Thinks to themself*
"TOGAI LAISE AMARE"
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They try to negotiate the price to be lower, despite knowing that there's a 50-50 chance of the negotiation actually working
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They'll be like:
Mum:
"Material ar dam lageh bala"
*Looks at their stupid child messing about*
"EH KITA KHORDRE BEH OBAIDI AI"
"DEKHI DON IGU LAGEH NI"
"KHALI SHOYTAANI KHALI SHOYTAANI"
*It turns out to be way too big (she bought XXL for a XS boy)*
Child:
"Amma ita bishi boro"
Mum:
"EH DUR HALAR HALA IGU BASBOH 3-4 BOSOR"
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They don't know what changing rooms are
They'll make u turn around and see how big it is using ur back
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They'll go into Marks & Spencer's food hall and do this:
Bengali:
"DO YOU HEB CHAA?"
Worker:
"Sorry mam I don't understand"
Bengali:
*Walks away showering the worker with nozor*
"Dur halar hala"
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