Why Bengali's shouldn't go shopping in shada places

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Bengali:

 *Sees a nice shirt*

"IGU ZE SHUNDOR SHART LUI LAIMU NE"

*Sees price-tag*

"NAH GO MAI ASHUALLY ETO SHUNDOR NAI"

*Thinks to themself*

"TOGAI LAISE AMARE"

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They try to negotiate the price to be lower, despite knowing that there's a 50-50 chance of the negotiation actually working

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They'll be like:

Mum:

"Material ar dam lageh bala"

*Looks at their stupid child messing about*

"EH KITA KHORDRE BEH OBAIDI AI"

"DEKHI DON IGU LAGEH NI"

"KHALI SHOYTAANI KHALI SHOYTAANI"

*It turns out to be way too big (she bought XXL for a XS boy)*

Child:

 "Amma ita bishi boro"

Mum:

"EH DUR HALAR HALA IGU BASBOH 3-4 BOSOR"

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They don't know what changing rooms are

They'll make u turn around and see how big it is using ur back 

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They'll go into Marks & Spencer's food hall and do this:

Bengali: 

"DO YOU HEB CHAA?"

Worker:

"Sorry mam I don't understand"

Bengali:

*Walks away showering the worker with nozor*

"Dur halar hala"

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