When you go to Bangladesh

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I love going to Bangladesh but there's soo many problems when u go or some things that make u feel different there

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There's never any WiFi and when there is......it's shit

Storytime:

When I went Bangladesh, I asked my Boro Mama at the airport (when he was picking us up) if I could stay at my Kala's house cuz she actually has good WiFi, but he told me there's no need to stay at her house cuz apparently he had WiFi at the bari, I doubted it.

When we finally got to the bari I saw that they actually did have wifi but it wasn't an open wifi and I needed a password,

This is how it all went down....

ME: "Mama WiFi ase"

MAMA: "Khoisi naa ni"

ME: "But Mama WiFi lagi password lagbo"

MAMA: "Dur betti WiFi lagi ar pasword lageh na"

*Walks away with disappointment*

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When u walk out the airport thinking ur special cuz everyone's looking at u, when really most people are looking for their relatives to come out but u r blocking the way

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When they refer to u as 'Londoni' or "Americani"

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When they think ur rich just cuz ur from another country and they expect u to buy them soo much 

BRUV WE SPENT MOST OF OUR MONEY TO COME AND SEE U AND NOW U WANT US TO GET U STUFF????? ARE WE NOT ENOUGH????

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When you have to go to the airport 3-454573453465783 hours before the flight cuz "amra late oi zaimu"

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When you can't fully understand fully understand what they say cuz they use more complex vocab so u do this:

"oi"

"Ji-oi"

"mhm"

"acha"

"hasa ni?"

Then you end up agreeing to some random ass issue 

SORRY IF I CALLED UR AMMA MUTTA

or you end up missing out on a party you've been invited to or 1 that's been thrown for you

AH I remember missing out a party thrown for my arrival, that was the most funniest shit ever.

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