Fun casual stuff with chuckles and bayleaf

Mad libs because I'm bored! YAY!

Ok so does everyone know what a mad lib is?
Just in case you don't know, a mad lib is a piece of writing with some words not included.
(If it wasn't included in the original piece it will be in bold.)
I have used a random word generator instead of a person because everyone hates me yayayyayay!
Ok here we go!
Mad Libs: Political Speech.
Ladies and gentlemen, on this mean occasion, it is a privilege to address such a silky looking group of ladders.
I can tell from your smiling establishments that you will support my elegant program in the coming election.
I promise that, if elected, there will be a hornet in every boot and two dentists in every garage.
I want to warn you against my elastic opponent, Mr. Chaz. The man is nothing but a pale bowl. He has a curvy character and is working wetsuit in glove with the criminal element.
If elected, I promise to eliminate vice. I will keep the mops off of the city streets. I will keep crooks from dipping their alarm clocks in the public till. I promise you frantic government, physical taxes, and needy schools.
Thank you.

Well, that sure was interesting... hahaha
See you next time!