Wrong Number | Sebastian Moy

Chapter 4

From: Sebastian
So, I hear you talk about me! You like me don't you girlie! I know, most girls do but don't get your hopes up. I'm taken! Maybe next time!

From: Me
Sometimes it's better to keep your mouth shut and give the impression that you're stupid than open it and remove all doubt.

From: Sebastian
I think you're in an extra bad mood today.

From: Sebastian
Are you on your chicken?

From: Me
I don't know what that is

From: Sebastian
It's a code word for period

From: Me
Oh, is it that obvious?

From: Sebastian
Uhh

From: Me
Please, save your breath. You'll probably need it to blow up your next date.

From: Sebastian
Feisty much. You are definitely on your chicken...

From: Me
Whenever we talk, I remember that God really does have a sense of humor.

From: Sebastian
This just furthers on my point, girlie

From: Me
Please keep talking. I only yawn when I'm super fascinated!

From: Sebastian
If I wanted to hear from an asshole, I'd fart

From: Me
K.