"A few people may or may not have been told that you're my new girlfriend." "Kavinsky I'm going to kill you."
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#1 under peterkavinsky 09/03/20 -
#3 under noahcentineo 13/11/18 -
#1 under toalltheboysivelovedbefore 23/04/20 -
#1 unde...
a/n - just as a quick heads up for non-B99 fans, Peralta & Santiago are Brooklyn 99 characters who are basically hella in love with each other but pretend not to be :)
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imessage:
THE DEVIL - peter
CHICA FAVORITA - jamie
THE DEVIL - hola ;)
peter u left my house like 30 seconds ago - CHICA FAVORITA
THE DEVIL- more like 2 minutes
debatable - CHICA FAVORITA
THE DEVIL - well i had something exciting to tell you
- but i guess i wont bother then
wow could u be more immature - CHICA FAVORITA
just tell me the something exciting -
THE DEVIL - me? immature?
- idk what ur talking about?
peter spill - CHICA FAVORITA
THE DEVIL- i feel like ive overhyped it now
- lets just change the subject
i am digitally punching u rn can u feel it? - CHICA FAVORITA
THE DEVIL - can u make me feel other digital things too? ;)
- that sounded better in my head
tell. me. - CHICA FAVORITA
THE DEVIL - ok the full stops are scaring me i give in
- basically
- my idea was to change our names on each others phones
let down - CHICA FAVORITA
ive already done that -
THE DEVIL - wait me too
- hold up what am i saved as
the devil - CHICA FAVORITA
THE DEVIL - u bully me
- well ur saved as inferior hughes sibling so jokes on u
i want proof - CHICA FAVORITA
peter kavinsky changed CHICA FAVORITA to inferior hughes sibling
THE DEVIL - ill send you a screenshot on insta one sec
- there u go
u dick - inferior hughes sibling
THE DEVIL- but anyway
- after that bombshell
- my idea was to change our names to peralta and santiago
omg yes - inferior hughes sibling
THE DEVIL - lets do it ;)
peter kavinsky changed inferior hughes sibling to SANTIAGO
jamie hughes changed THE DEVILtoPERALTA
PERALTA - also check insta wifey
never call me wifey again - SANTIAGO
PERALTA - well unless u want me to call you honey bunny...
wifey it is - SANTIAGO
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p_kavinsky meet my new girlfriend, oh yh and @jamie_hughes is there too
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jamie_hughes u dont actually think u can get away with that caption
↪ p_kavinsky sorry babe but i think i already have
↪ jamie_hughes yh well orange prefers me
↪ p_kavinsky keep telling urself that
chris.01 why are u two literally a married couple
↪ p_kavinsky the weddings next june hope u can come
